What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are there so many single moms in America?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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